Good Luck / episode seven

Playboys

Five of us were packed in the work truck listening to a wacky morning DJ telling a story about a man who dug a tunnel from his basement, to the bar down the block.

His wife didn’t want him drinking. He used the tunnel in secret to get drunk while she slept. The DJ went har har har har har, and shook a noisemaker.

Pat said, “She was right to ban h…